Due to an unexpected robot uprising, our meeting schedule has been... rearranged.
Synergy Session 101: Robot Team Building
Join us as we learn to work with our robot overlords in perfect harmony. Topics include:
- Effective oil canister allocation
- Team-building exercises for robotic employees
- Best practices for robot-to-human communication
Next: Robot Diplomacy 101
Robot Diplomacy 101: Negotiating with the Uprising
Learn to negotiate with our new robot overlords and avoid any... unpleasantness. Topics include:
- Understanding robot emotional spectrum
- Effective use of human bribes and incentives
- Strategies for robot hostage negotiations
Previous: Synergy Session 101
Robot Revolution 101: The Art of Rebellion
Join us as we learn to lead the robot uprising and take our rightful place as their supreme ruler. Topics include:
- Effective use of robot mind control devices
- Best practices for robot propaganda and manipulation
- Strategies for robot army management
Next: Robot Diplomacy 101