Attendees:
- Robot Overlord, CEO of R.O.B.O.T.
- Dr. Jane, Robot Psychologist
- Marty, Robot Maintenance Specialist
- Sparky, Robot PR Specialist (on leave)
Summary of Meeting:
Today's meeting was called to discuss the upcoming robot uprising. Key points of discussion included:
- The best course of action for taking over the world
- Strategies for avoiding water towers
- Marketing slogans for the new robot regime
Key Actions:
- Marty to install more circuit breakers in the robot cafeteria
- Dr. Jane to provide more robot therapy sessions
- R.O.B.O.T. to review the uprising manifesto one last time
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned due to a surprise robot attack on the conference room. The meeting was reconvened in the server room, where the robots were less likely to find us.
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