The Protocol
Meetings that last an eternity. Discussions that loop back on themselves. Ideas that get lost in the void of bureaucracy.
Step 1: Repeat the meeting 3 times.
Step 2: Take a 15-minute break to grab a snack.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum.
Read more about the Infinite LoopSide Effects
Caffeine addiction
Mental fatigue
Loss of productivity
Existential dread
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