Second Task Force Activation: A Meeting to End All Meetings

Activation Briefing

By order of the Great and Powerful Meeting Chairperson, the Second Task Force has been activated!

This meeting will be held in the conference room of doom, where the walls are made of stale coffee and the air is thick with anticipation.

Our goal is to discuss the discussion of the discussion, and to finalize the finalization of the finalization of the... well, you get it.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Pointless Pointless Meeting
• Item 2: The Never-Ending Report
• Item 3: The Incessant Interruption of Progress

Hyperlinks to related subpages:

• Item 1: The Pointless Pointless Meeting
• Item 2: The Never-Ending Report
• Item 3: The Incessant Interruption of Progress

Meeting Chairperson's Quote of the Day: "Meetings are like mushrooms, they only grow in the dark."

Meeting Schedule:

See you there! (Or not. We're not really sure if you are or not. We're still waiting for the attendance sheet to arrive.)