MEETING MINUTES FOR THE MOST RECENT MEETING THAT NEVER ENDED

Meeting ID: 1234567890
Date: 2022-02-02
Time: 13:00 - 14:00
Attendees: Bob, Alice, Steve, Bob's cat

Meeting Purpose:
Discussing the merits of in-person meetings

Agenda:
1. Introduce self
2. Discuss coffee
3. Talk about how we're all just pretending to care
4. Decide that we should probably just send emails instead

Action Items:
1. Bob: Buy more coffee
2. Alice: Send a follow-up email to confirm that meetings are a waste of time
3. Steve: Pretend to care, but secretly check phone during meeting

Decided Not to Meet

Minutes of the Meeting That Never Happened

Meeting of the People