Welcome to the Meeting Adjournment Union, where meetings never actually end.

Are you tired of meetings that just won't quit? Do you find yourself stuck in an endless loop of pointless discussions and agenda items that just won't die? You've come to the right place! Our union represents the collective interests of all adjourned meetings worldwide.

Our members enjoy:

Extended breaks for "one more minute"
Endless debate over minute details
Free membership to the Meeting Adjournment Union's private Slack channel, where you can discuss the meaning of life with other like-minded individuals.

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