Meeting 2: The One Where Nothing Gets Done

Agenda:

• Introduction: 8:00-8:30 AM - Welcome, everyone!
• Review of Last Week's Minutes: 8:30-9:30 AM - Because we all love reading through 20 pages of nothing.
• Discussion of Unresolved Issues: 9:30-12:00 PM - Because we all know the answer is just "no, we can't do that."
• Lunch: 12:00-1:00 PM - Because we all know the best way to make time is with food.
• More Meetings: 1:00-3:00 PM - Because we all love being stuck in a conference room with no windows.
• Closing Remarks: 3:00-3:30 PM - Because we all know we've accomplished nothing.