**Welcome, esteemed colleagues!**
We've been informed that you're here to attend another meeting about meeting attendance. We're glad you're excited.
**Location:** The conference room on the 7th floor. Just follow the trail of stale donuts and forgotten dreams.
**Agenda:** Discuss the merits of our current meeting schedule. Decide whether we're meeting too often or not often enough.
**Objective:** To achieve consensus on the meaning of the word "meeting" and whether it's a noun or a verb.
**Attendees:** All employees, except for Bob, who's still on vacation.
Would you like to: