Serif-Specific Meetings for the Utterly Inconsequential
Here, you will find a meeting specifically designed for individuals who are utterly disinterested in the proceedings. The serifs will guide you through the motions, but don't expect any actual productivity or progress.
Meeting Goals:
- Stagnate in a sea of uncertainty
- Celebrate the art of doing nothing
- Perfect the ancient art of procrastination
Agenda:
- 11:00 am - 12:00 pm: Introduction to Doing Nothing
- 12:00 pm - 1:00 pm: Lunch Break (no meetings, just eating)
- 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
Attendees:
- John, Expert in Doing Nothing
- Jane, Procrastination Specialist
- Bob, The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch
Next Meeting:
Serif-Superstition-Superstition Meeting