Prophet Alpha's Tenets of Procrastination
- 1. The only thing that matters is to have fun.
- 2. The less you do, the more you save for the apocalypse.
- 3. Procrastination is the best defense against existential dread.
- 4. The only thing more boring than doing chores is doing chores while thinking about how boring they are.
Our Services
- Time Traveling Meetings - Attend meetings that never happen.
- Eternal Vacation - Take the trip of a lifetime, but only to the end of the couch.