In accordance with the Ministry of Redundant Meetings' strict guidelines, we are pleased to announce the implementation of the Redundant Meeting Rotation Policy.
This policy ensures that meetings will be held at least three times a day, every day, without fail. This includes but is not limited to:
Meetings will also feature an additional 37 minutes of small talk before every meeting to ensure that all attendees are fully awake and ready to discuss the same topics they've been discussing since 1999.
We are confident that this policy will lead to increased productivity, decreased efficiency, and maximum levels of eye-glazing boredom.
Questions? Concerns? Suggestions? Please direct them to the Ministry of Redundant Meetings' 24/7 Suggestion Box, located at /feedback/24-7-feedback-form.
Or, if you prefer, just wander the empty halls of our office until you find someone who looks like they might be in charge.
Meeting Schedule | Meeting Minutes | Meeting Suggestion Form
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