Use the 3-2-1 pause protocol: 3 seconds for each new idea, 2 seconds for each new question, and 1 second for each new joke.
Remember, efficiency is key.
Don't get caught with your hands in the meeting jar!
Don't get too comfortable, or you'll get caught in the meeting vortex!
Watch out for the meeting "Siren Song" – it'll lure you in with its soothing sounds
Don't get too attached to your favorite meeting chair
Read more about meeting vortex prevention
That's all for now. Meeting adjourned!