Meetings: The Unending Slog

Where the only thing more exhausting than the meeting itself is the coffee machine that's been broken since 2018.

Budget Meetings: Where We Discuss How to Save 0.5% on Coffee Productivity Meetings: Because We Need to Talk About Our To-Do Lists

The Meeting Schedule for Today:

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Budget Meetings: Where We Discuss How to Save 0.5% on Coffee

10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Productivity Meetings: Because We Need to Talk About Our To-Do Lists

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break: Where We Stare at Our Laptops in Silence

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Team Building Meetings: Where We Pretend to Like Each Other

See the Budget Meeting schedule for more information!

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