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Subcommittee 2: The Coffee Break

This meeting has been convened to discuss the importance of taking a break to drink coffee. It will be a 30-minute meeting to discuss the following agenda items:

  1. Is it possible to make the coffee machine dispense more than just coffee?
  2. Are there any new coffee-related policies that need to be implemented?
  3. Can we find a way to get more coffee in the break room without having to go downstairs?
  4. Will we ever be able to use the coffee machine to make actual coffee or is it doomed to only dispense decaf?

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This meeting is being held on the 4th floor in the conference room. Please bring your favorite coffee mug. If you have any questions or concerns, do not hesitate to contact the chairperson.

Chairperson: John Doe

Contact Email: johndoe@company.com

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