Subcommittee of the Unicorn Union Benefit Plan

Agenda Item 1: Redoing the Redoing of the Redoing

Item 1.1: Unicorns in the workplace

Discussion of the growing trend of unicorns in modern employment, including but not limited to: Unicorn yoga classes, Unicorn-themed coffee breaks, and Unicorn-subsidized happy hours.

Item 1.2: Unicorns in the Break Room

Item 2: Benefit Plan Revisions

Discussion of proposed changes to the Unicorn Union Benefit Plan, including but not limited to: Increased glitter allocation, Mandatory rainbow Fridays, and Free hugs from our HR manager.

Item 2.1: Glitter Allocation