Redundant Meetings: The Committee of Unknowing

Welcome, esteemed members of the Subcommittee of the Unknown. We're glad you're here. Or are you?

It seems we've gathered here today to discuss something, but nobody's quite sure what that is.

We're trying to remember the purpose of this meeting, but it's been lost in the depths of bureaucracy and confusion.

Nonetheless, we'll soldier on, fueled by coffee and a vague sense of purpose.

Below, you'll find the agenda for our meeting, which may or may not be relevant.

Let's get started, I suppose.

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Agenda

1. Introductions: We'll take 10 minutes to introduce ourselves, but only if we can remember why we're here.

2. Discussion of the Unknown: We'll try to figure out what we're discussing, but it's probably not going to be a productive use of time.

3. Conclusion: We'll conclude by deciding that we should have another meeting next week to discuss the same thing, but only if we can remember what that is.

4. Coffee Break: We'll take a 10-minute break to grab some coffee and try to recall what we were talking about.

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