Welcome, fellow travelers, to Subgroup Three: The Redundant Ones. Here, we gather to talk about the art of doing nothing.
Our mission is to create the most unnecessary meetings, to schedule the unproductive, and to bore each other with the mundane.
Meetings are our superpower! We can spend hours discussing the same topics, with the same conclusions, and still manage to disagree.
Want to know more about our illustrious history? Click on this link to learn about The History of Redundant Meetings.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can join our Meeting of the Month Club.
And if you're not sure what to do next, just follow the scent of stale air and lingering eye contact, and you'll find yourself right back here, in our cozy Subgroup Three: The Redundant Ones.
We also have a anniversary party scheduled for next week, so be sure to mark your calendars!