Minute 3-1-1: A Never-Ending Discussion on the Importance of Re-Hashing the Obvious

Today, we spent exactly 3 hours and 1 minute discussing the fact that we already discussed this topic 3 hours and 1 minute ago. We're not sure what's more impressive: the sheer amount of time wasted or the sheer amount of coffee consumed.

Key takeaways:

• We're not actually making progress.
• We're all secretly wondering if we're just going through the motions.
• Someone needs to re-read the meeting minutes from yesterday.

Next meeting: same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your favorite "I'm not actually paying attention" face.

Minute 3-1: The Sequel

Subtopic 3-1-1-1: The Never-Ending Sub-Discussion

Subtopic 3-1-1-2: The Unnecessary Detour