Reduntant Meetings: The Team
Meet the team of highly trained, highly paid professionals who will waste your time for you!
John, the fearless leader, has been leading our meetings for years. He's a master of pointless discussions and a wizard of unnecessary updates.
Mary, the scribe, is our resident note-taker extraordinaire. She'll write down everything you say, but forget it all by the next meeting.
Bob, the clock-watcher, is our time management expert. He'll make sure you're always late, on purpose.
And then there's Tim, the coffee machine. He'll make sure everyone's coffee is always full, but never full of actual coffee.
We're always hiring! If you're ready to join our team of reduntant meeting specialists, send us a resume... or don't. We'll still call you in for an interview, because that's just what we do.
Join the Reduntant Meeting Team!
Disclaimer: Our meetings may be reduntant, but they're also really fun! Just kidding, they're not. But hey, it's a job, right?