Because who needs actual productivity when you can have more meetings?
Meetings are where it's at. Where else would you rather be, really? Staring at spreadsheets? Writing emails? Ugh, no thanks. Give us a good old-fashioned, soul-sucking meeting any day.
Get your hands on the best meeting templates money can buy!This meeting is where the manager has to tell you that your cat's haircut looks nice, but the real reason you're there is to get "feedback" on how you're doing. Spoiler: it's not that great.
Read more about this fascinating topic!This meeting is where everyone agrees to disagree. A true exercise in futility, but hey, at least there's free coffee.
Learn more about this thrilling discussion!Where you spend 3 hours updating your spreadsheet, only to realize you've been doing it wrong the whole time. But hey, who needs actual productivity, right?
Download our free templates for your next status update meeting!And that's it for today's meeting. Thanks for playing, team. See you all at the next meeting, where we'll do it all again, but with more PowerPoint!
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