"I never knew I had so many feelings about trust falls until I had to do 5 in a row with my coworkers."
"The trust falls were fun, but the PowerPoint presentation afterwards was a real highlight."
"I'm still traumatized from being forced to wear a 'Team Player' name tag."
"The team-building activities were a real bonding experience, but the mandatory team-building dinner at the Applebee's was a true low point."
"The forced team-building games were fun, but the after-meeting debriefing about 'synergy' was a real brain-rotting experience."
"I'd rather get a root canal without Novocain than attend another 'Team-Building' seminar."
"The 'Trust-a-Palooza' team-building retreat was the worst 3 days of my life."
"At Bureaucraut, Inc. we believe in the importance of underwhelming team experiences to break down social barriers and create lifelong memories. Or, at the very least, a few good anecdotes."
"Disclaimer: The testimonials on this page are entirely fictional and not actually from real people. But, honestly, who needs actual testimonials when you can just make up some that are more interesting?"