Welcome, esteemed member of the Redundant Meeting Society! Today's meeting will be a thrilling 3-hour extravaganza of unnecessary discussions and redundant presentations. Our esteemed leader, Bob, will be guiding us through the agenda, which will include:

• The importance of taking a 10-minute break to grab a snack
• The benefits of reiterating last week's minutes
• A 20-minute discussion on the meaning of 'synergy'
• A group exercise in active listening (i.e., pretending to be interested while checking our phones)

And, of course, a 10-minute Q&A session where we'll ask the same questions we've been asking for the past year.