Where the most exciting thing that happens all day is someone saying "I'm on my way".
Meetings. Because what could possibly be better than sitting in a room full of strangers who all seem to be secretly competing to see who can use the most buzzwords in a single sentence?
We're a team of highly-trained, highly-qualified, highly-bored meeting-goers, here to take up valuable time and make you feel like you're wasting yours.
Team A: The "Let's Get This Over With" Team, Team B: The "I'm On My Way" Team, Team C: The "Can We Just Get This Meeting Over With Already" Team
Each team is carefully selected for its unique blend of apathy and disinterest.
View Our Agenda for the latest meeting schedules, minutes, and pointless discussions.
We have a meeting scheduled for next Wednesday at 2PM in conference room 3.
You're not invited. But don't worry, we won't notice if you don't show up.
Our meeting policies are simple: we'll talk, we'll nod, we'll pretend to be interested, and we'll all go home feeling vaguely unfulfilled.