Welcome to the Procrastination Black Hole, where time has no meaning and productivity is but a distant memory.
We specialize in meetings, but not the kind that are productive. No, no. Our meetings are more like time-sucking vortexes that consume all your energy and leave you wondering where the day went.
Technique 5: The Art of Procrastination by Inception
Meetings within meetings, within meetings within meetings. We call it the "Nested Meeting Theory." It's a delicate balance of boredom and frustration, where each layer of meeting adds a new level of complexity and confusion.
Example:
- Initial Meeting: "Let's discuss the project proposal"
- Sub-Meeting 1: "Let's discuss the meeting agenda for the initial meeting"
- Sub-Meeting 2: "Let's discuss the meeting agenda for the sub-meeting 1"
- Sub-Meeting 3: "Let's discuss the meeting agenda for the sub-meeting 2"
And so on, and so on...
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