Welcome to Meeting Timer 4000: Where Time Stands Still

We're currently stuck in a time loop, reliving the same meeting for the 4000th time. Because you asked for it.

Technique 1: The "I'm Not Listening" Technique

1. Pretend to be interested, but really, don't.

2. Stare intensely at the speaker, while thinking about your fantasy football league.

3. Repeat, "I see, I see" 17 times, even if you don't actually see anything.

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