Meetings: The Art of Saying Nothing

Chaos Meetings: Where Time and Productivity Go to Die

Welcome to the most thrilling, soul-crushing, and productivity-sucking meetings in the multiverse!

Here, we'll explore the art of saying nothing, the science of doing nothing, and the philosophy of achieving nothing.

Meetings are where ideas go to die, and we're the undertakers.

Learn more about Paralysis by Omnipotence, the art of saying nothing while looking very busy.

Explore the Paradoxical Meetings, where the goal is to say nothing while achieving everything... or not.

Meetings: A Guide to Achieving the Impossible

Learn how to Overplan and Underplan, the ultimate meeting skills.

Master the art of saying nothing in 100 words or less.