Welcome, traveler, to the land of Meetings: The Sisyphean Struggle is Real. Where the meetings never end and the coffee flows like a river of despair. Where every meeting is a chance to say "no," but somehow, you always find yourself saying... "uh-huh,"
What is "No," really? The Art of Just Exist-ing: A Guide to Sitting in the Corner and Staring10:00 AM: Meeting of the Month Club 12:00 PM: Lunch Break (optional) 1:00 PM: Meeting of the Year 3:00 PM: Meeting of the Century (you're not invited)
Don't forget to bring your A1 excuses and your best "I'm not a morning person" face!
Tip: If at any point, you feel your soul dying, just pretend to take notes and hope it passes.
Disclaimer: This is not a real website, and the meetings you experience here are not actually happening, but they might as well be.