Step 1: Uncover the Ancient Art of Pointless Meetings

Meetings have been around since the dawn of time. Literally. Fossil records show that cavemen gathered to discuss the best ways to hunt mammoths, and the meeting minutes still exist, buried deep within the tar pits of history.

Chapter 1: The Meeting Archaeologists' Toolbox

Meetings require the right tools for the job. Our experts recommend the following essentials:

Powerpoint presentations with 50 slides or more
A minimum of 5 minutes of small talk before the agenda
A 30-minute break for snacks and refreshments

Step 2: Exhume the Meeting Minutes

Meetings produce a wealth of documentation. Learn to decipher the ancient hieroglyphics of the meeting minutes.

A 5-page summary of the meeting in Comic Sans
A 20-page appendix of irrelevant attachments
A 3-page table of contents

Step 3: Uncover the Hidden Patterns of Redundant Meetings

Meetings repeat themselves across the ages. Learn to recognize the patterns and predict the future.

Meetings always start on time
Meetings always have a coffee machine
Meetings always have an agenda item 3 that is just an excuse to talk about something else

The Meeting Archaeologists' Guide to Redundant Meetings

Step 1: Uncover the Ancient Art of Pointless Meetings

Chapter 1: The Meeting Archaeologists' Toolbox

Step 2: Exhume the Meeting Minutes

Step 3: Uncover the Hidden Patterns of Redundant Meetings