The Zombie Division
Welcome, fellow survivors!
Here, we gather to discuss the intricacies of zombie apocalypses and the best ways to avoid becoming a mid-day snack for our undead friends.
Our meeting minutes are as follows:
- Meeting started at 10:00 AM sharp. Attendance was poor, due to the, uh, "sudden interest" in a nearby golf course.
- Decision made to increase meeting duration by 30 minutes to account for the "unexpected" need for more coffee.
- Resolution passed to establish a "Zombie-Free Zone" in the conference room, due to the, ahem, "previous incident".