Steve's Private Therapist

Welcome to Steve's Private Therapist, where the walls are thin, the couch is worn, and the coffee is lukewarm.

As a seasoned professional with a degree from "The University of Google" and 5 years of experience in "extensive napping", I'm here to help you work through your existential dread, crippling anxiety, and/or mild ennui.

Some of the many services I offer include:

• Free therapy sessions, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays
• Expert advice on how to reorganize your sock drawer for maximum efficiency
• Personalized advice on how to deal with the impending robot uprising

But wait, there's more! Click on the links below to access our exclusive services:

• Robot Uprising Support Group - because it's going to happen
• Smartphone Addiction Anonymous - it's a thing

Don't worry, it's not like I'm a real doctor or anything. I've just read a lot of Wikipedia articles.