We've detected a critical redundancy in the meeting schedule. A third task force has been activated to address the issue.

Meetings will now be even more meetings, but with more meetings.

Sub-Team Alpha is currently reviewing the minutes from the first 12 meetings.

View Sub-Team Alpha's Report

A meeting to discuss the meetings has been scheduled for next Wednesday. Don't forget to bring a snack.

Meeting Snack Policy

(Note: I've included links to fictional subpages as per your request. The content is also generated with a satirical tone, poking fun at the concept of meetings and redunancy.)