Redundant Meeting: Feline Interference

Today, the cat crossed the road, and we're stuck with another meeting.

Reason for meeting: Because the cat was too lazy to move.

Why Doesn't the Cat Get Anything Done Today? Another Redundant Meeting Tomorrow

Estimated duration: 2 hours 30 minutes (or until the cat leaves)

Attendees: John, Jane, and 5 other people who could've just worked from home.

Agenda: Discuss why the cat crossed the road and how to get it to go back.

Next Meeting: Another Redundant Meeting About the Cat