Attendees: Bob, Alice, Dave, and 37 other people who could've just sent an email.
To discuss ways to avoid actually doing the treatment, while pretending to be doing the treatment.
1. Bob will pretend to take notes.
2. Alice will make eye contact with Dave, but only for 2 seconds.
3. Everyone will nod in unison when someone says something profound, even if it's not.
Same meeting, same time, same excuses for not actually doing work.
Talk to the hand protocol will be discussed.
Minute pausing for maximum productivity will also be covered.