MEETING ID: MEET-2023-02-21-001
MEETING DATE: 2023-02-21
MEETING TIME: 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
LOCATION: The Conference Room of Doom
ATTENDEES:
- John Smith, Manager of Chaos
- Jane Doe, Queen of Procrastination
- Bob Johnson, Expert in Doing Nothing
TOPIC: Reducing Productivity by 50%
DECISIONS:
- We will work less hard.
- We will eat more donuts.
- We will blame it on the coffee machine.
ACTION ITEMS:
- John will take a 3-hour lunch.
- Jane will create a to-do list of things not to do.
- Bob will claim he's not feeling well.
NEXT MEETING: TBD (Because we're all going home early)