Because who needs actual progress when you can just rehash the same meeting from last week?
Agenda: Same as last week. Same as the week before that. And the week before that too.
Attendees: Everyone who didn't get lost in the meeting room maze.
Agenda Items: See Monday's Reduntant Meeting See Wednesday's Another Reduntant Meeting See Next Friday's Reduntant Meeting
Decisions: None, because who needs decisions when you can just re-debate the same points?