TUESDAY IS GOING TO BE SO LONG

MEETINGS, MEETINGS, MEETINGS, MEETINGS

Today, you will have the honor of attending:

• 9:00 AM - Marketing Meeting: "Our New Slogan is Not as Good as We Thought"
• 10:00 AM - Product Development Meeting: "We Need to Fix This Bug, But First, Let's Discuss It For 3 Hours"
• 11:00 AM - Management Meeting: "The Budget is Fine, Don't Worry"
• 12:00 PM - Lunch Break: "You Will Be Fed, But Not Nourished"
• 1:00 PM - Design Meeting: "We Need More Colors, But Not Too Much, That's Just Too Much"
• 2:00 PM - Engineering Meeting: "This Code Will Be Done In a Week, Or So We've Been Told"
• 3:00 PM - Sales Meeting: "We Will Sell More Than Last Week, We Swear"

Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a snack)!