Meetings with Typhon are like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the needle is a meeting room, the haystack is a sea of pointless discussion, and the sea is a never-ending cycle of boredom.
However, if you're feeling brave, you can try to navigate through the meeting labyrinth and find the exit.
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Typhon's Meeting Agenda for Today
- 9:00 - 10:00: Redundant Meeting #1 (because 1 hour is a normal meeting length, right?)
- 10:00 - 12:00: Redundant Meeting #2 (because who needs a break?)
- 12:00 - 1:00: Lunch (because even meetings need a break, right?)
- 1:00 - 3:00: Redundant Meeting #3 (because 2 more hours of meetings, why not?)
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Typhon's Meeting Survival Tips
Tip 1: Bring coffee. Lots of it.
Tip 2: Pretend to be interested, but actually just check your phone.
Tip 3: If all else fails, just nod and smile.
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