Underwater Meeting Etiquette 101

When meeting in the ocean, it's essential to know the basics:

• Don't touch the jellyfish. Seriously, don't.
• Use your dive light to signal 'I'm not listening'.
• Never, ever, ever, eat the seaweed salad.

Remember, it's not just about you, it's about the other 99% of the ocean's inhabitants who don't give a fish about your meeting.

Subpages:

• Overwater Meeting Suggestions
• Underwater Meeting Technologies
• Marine Biological Issues

Disclaimer: The information contained in this page is entirely fictional, utterly absurd, and should not be taken seriously.