Underwhelming Consensus Decisions

After 5 hours of discussion, we have finally reached a conclusion: we will do... nothing. Because, well, why bother?

Agenda Item 1: "Should we get coffee?" - 9-1 in favor. (1 person abstained due to caffeine-induced existential dread)

Agenda Item 2: "Is it too early to start thinking about lunch?" - 10-0 in favor. (We're all clearly starving)