We are experimenting on a meeting, because, why not? Meetings are like puzzles, and this one is a puzzle of confusion and frustration. Our team of highly trained experts are trying to figure out what it does, but so far, it's still just sitting there, looking at us with its blank face.
We've tried everything: coffee, meetings, and even more meetings. But still, it just sits there, silently judging us with its empty chair.
We're trying to achieve the following goals:
We are also considering bribing it with snacks, as research has shown that snacks can be very effective in these situations.