Meeting 3: The Unnecessary Meeting

We're meeting to discuss the meeting schedule for the meeting schedule meeting. Because, why not?

Next Meeting: Because We Said So Previous Meeting: The One We Already Did

Note: Attendance is mandatory. Or is it?

Meeting attendees:

Agenda:

  1. Review the review of the previous meeting's agenda
  2. Discuss the importance of having meetings about meetings
  3. Vote on the best way to take a three-hour lunch break

Minutes:

  1. John arrived 10 minutes late
  2. Jane brought donuts
  3. Bob nodded off during the meeting

Next Steps:

  1. Schedule another meeting to discuss this meeting
  2. Create a flowchart to map the meeting's dependencies
  3. Write a memo to the CEO about the meeting's ROI