Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga

Chapter 1: The Meeting That Never Ends

Welcome to the most epic, most thrilling, and most utterly exhausting meeting you'll ever attend. It's like Groundhog Day, but with PowerPoint presentations.

You'll never know when it starts or ends. It's a meeting that's been going on for so long, you've started to forget what you're meeting about in the first place.

As you sit in the conference room, surrounded by the faint scent of stale coffee and the glow of a dozen screens, you start to lose track of time.

The minutes tick by like hours. The hours tick by like days. The days... well, you get the idea.

Minutes Are the New Hours

But don't worry, it's not all bad. There's always the free snacks.

They're not the healthiest, and they're not the tastiest, but they're free. And who needs taste or nutrition when you're trapped in a meeting with no escape?

Snack Time: The Unsung Hero of Meetings Back to the Meeting