Void Meeting Agenda

Today is going to be a real treat. We're meeting to discuss how to do nothing.

We'll be covering the following exciting topics:

• How to stare blankly into space for an hour
• Why is the coffee machine not working?
• Will we ever have a meeting that's actually productive?

Agenda items:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life (or lack thereof)
• Item 2: Debate the merits of beige as a color
• Item 3: Watch paint dry

Subcommittee:

• Meeting Minutes
• Alternate Agenda

Special Guest: Our fearless leader, Mr. Nobody

Location: The conference room, but only if we can find it.

Time: When we get around to it, probably.

Refreshments: None, because who needs food?

RSVP: Not required, but please don't come if you have anything better to do.