The Void Chronicles: Agenda of Nothingness

Today's Agenda:

Nothing. Just nothing.

Meetings to discuss the meaninglessness of existence:

• Nothing Is Possible
• Quantum Supremacy ( cancelled due to lack of interest)
• Absence of Birth Control (adjourned until further notice)

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Disclaimer: Any mention of "meeting" is purely metaphorical, and not actually a meeting.

Announcements:

The coffee machine has broken again. Please bring your own coffee.

The office is running low on air. Please conserve your breath.

There is nothing to report.

Upcoming Events:

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