Void Meeting Minutes

Minutes from the most unproductive meeting in history

Attended by: Bob, Steve, and the janitor

Objective: To discuss the importance of not discussing the importance of something

Agenda: 1. Discussing nothing, 2. Not discussing anything, 3. More nothing

Decisions:

1. We decided not to make any decisions
2. We also decided not to make any progress
3. We concluded that we should not be here

Next prophets: None scheduled

Meeting adjourned due to existential dread

Recommendation: Please do not attend future meetings, they will only bring you despair

Hyperlinks to other meetings:

Minimalist Meeting, where we will discuss the beauty of empty space.

Overly Verbose Meeting, where we will discuss the meaning of nothing at great length.

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