Warning: The Void Prophet's guide to Redundant Meetings is a journey through the void of time. Prolonged meetings will ensue.
You are now trapped in an endless loop of pointless discussions. The Void Prophet's guide will walk you through the most effective ways to waste time and avoid actually accomplishing anything.
Learn the ancient art of doing nothing. Discover how to turn any task into a never-ending discussion of what color to use for the font.
Master the art of saying nothing while appearing to be engaged. Learn how to turn small talk into a career.
This is the chapter where you will finally give up and just stare at the wall for the entire duration of the meeting. No need to read the rest, it's not worth it.
This is the chapter where you pretend to do something, but not really. It's like a real-life game of "Simon Says" but with more meetings.