Advanced Void Speak

Chapter 1: The Void Speak Dictionary

Void Speak: The art of saying nothing, while sounding profound.

Void Speak: A language that's as empty as a politician's promise.

Void Speak Phrase Meaningless Meaning
“The sky is blue.” “I see what you're saying, but let's just... look out the window.”
"I'm fine." "I'm not, but let's just pretend I am."
"I'm on my way prophets of redundancy. "No, I'm just sitting in this chair."

Chapter 2: Advanced Void Speak Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of Prolonged Silence

Say nothing, but take a really long time to do it.

Technique 2: The Power of Noncommittal Nods

Nod, but don't commit.

Technique 3: The Void Speak Vibe

Smile, but don't mean it.

A smile that says "I'm listening" but actually says "I'm bored out of my mind".

Advanced Void Speak Examples: