Meetings That Go Nowhere: The Void Strategists

Our Methods

We've developed an intricate system of doing nothing, honing our skills in:

• Procrastination by Committee
• The Art of Doing Absolutely No Work
• The Science of Saying Nothing
• The Philosophy of "Not Now, Maybe Later"

Our Results

We've achieved:

- 0% of our meetings have achieved anything remotely productive.
- 100% of our members have developed a strong sense of existential dread.
- We've set a new world record for most consecutive hours spent staring at walls.