Warning: Void Surfing is not for the faint of heart. Or eyes. Or sanity.

As a seasoned Void Surfer, you've probably heard the rumors: "You can surf on the void, and find the secrets of the universe."

It's true. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.

But be careful, the void is not what it used to be. It's all, like, dark and stuff now. You might get lost.

We're working on it, but in the meantime, enjoy the Void Surfing Carpet.

Features:

• Void-proof fabric (it's like, totally void-proof)
• Unlimited void surfing possibilities (just, like, theoretically)
• Void-surfing instructors (just kidding, you're on your own)
• Free void-surfing lessons (just, like, not)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: