As of today, our coffee supply has reached a critical level of 0. The meeting room is in shambles, our productivity has tanked, and our eyes are starting to lose their sparkle.
But fear not, dear employees! For we have prepared for this moment. We have created a comprehensive guide to help you navigate this desperate situation:
- Step 1: Panic
- Step 2: Call the Coffee Fairy
- Step 3: Draw Mustaches on Your Forehead
- Step 4: Re-learn How to Function Without Stimulants
We know, we know, this is not ideal. But someone has to be brave, and that someone is you.
Next Steps: